Hair needs shampoo. Shampoo needs to be carried. Therefore get rid of hair.
I was afraid if I went to my usual hair salon and asked for a "guy cut" the hair dresser wouldn't believe me and I'd end up with merely a short girl cut. So I walked into Jerry's Barber Shop and asked for my guy cut, and even there I had to kind of insist, but Jerry (who turned out to be a pretty blonde named Jennie, which might have been part of the problem) ultimately delivered. Upon looking in the mirror my first reaction was "AAAAAAGH!" My second reaction was "Aaagh?" My third reaction was, "Eh, doesn't really look any worse than usual."
I was afraid if I went to my usual hair salon and asked for a "guy cut" the hair dresser wouldn't believe me and I'd end up with merely a short girl cut. So I walked into Jerry's Barber Shop and asked for my guy cut, and even there I had to kind of insist, but Jerry (who turned out to be a pretty blonde named Jennie, which might have been part of the problem) ultimately delivered. Upon looking in the mirror my first reaction was "AAAAAAGH!" My second reaction was "Aaagh?" My third reaction was, "Eh, doesn't really look any worse than usual."
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